Backstabbing
// By simpleton // March 24th, 2009 // Virtual Producer "Notes"
I would like to learn about travel without realizing that I’m learning about travel I would like to see both of you put in situations where you are obviously uncomfortable and are at continuous risk of breaking social norms. I also want to see backstabbing and lots of it. I don’t however think it should be a certain one of you who does the backstabbing all the time. There should just be a series of practical jokes you guys play on each other to encourage the married couple bickering I so badly want to see. I want to see you guys put at the mercy of the other. If dono brings steve to a five star steve has to go donovans way…but dono also risks some sever embarrassment from his unrefined compadre.
I’ve got some rad music ideas to that build off of keltic and african drums with sitars and a kazoo.

First off, I can be refined…ish…maybe not after a few weeks of travel with only one change of clothes–but remember, I have prestigious degree in BS, so I should be able to look nearly as refined as Dono in almost any situation. And, in 2/3 of the world he will be the outright out of place one (have you seen how white he is–half his luggage is usually sunblock).
As per breaking social norms, that tends to be inevitable in any culture further than 50km from your home, and a growing exponential risk as the number of km increase. However, being cute, innocent, inquisitive, and appearing non-threatening can get you out of the majority of social faux pas.
Kazoos will be indispensable. In fact, we will need a professional kazooist to be on scene for all shots.